RPG's and booze

Inebriated and on the internet.  And talking.  Nothing bad come from this.  Though I was much worse easier.  I am listening to a conversation about chain mail thongs.  And if women will attack with swords.  And something about Conan the Barbarian running into battle with basically nothing about his nether regions.  I'm not sure I'm sober enough for the conversation.  

Fiance and I have started running together.  It is nice.  And now there is discussion of people shiving people. All I can think about is forks turning into weapons.  I have no idea why.  This conversation is confusing me.

Ever played Demon Souls?  It's like an exercise in how much patience you have.  For those who do not know, the way the game works is fight-fight-fight-fight-fight-DIE-return to beginning- fight-fight-fight-fight-DIE- return to beginning- fight- fight-fight-fight-fight-fight-fight-DIE- return to beginning and so on and so forth.  I quite like it, just it takes more patience than I...wait no.  Not what I'm meaning to see.  Fuck.  Getting distracted by conversation around me.  Definitely not sober.  What I was saying...was playing Demon Souls.  Now not.  Balls.

I think another person as started petting another.  And now something about dick bags hitting bosses.  Fear not loyal audience, I am listening to a role playing game.  Dead Lands I think.  Really I do not know.  Something now about too much giggling, teacher instincts going off and something about the power of Christ compelling you.  Yup, things are not making sense.  Have more booze my lovelies!  Something about salmon ties.  For weddings.  I have no idea what is going on.  And now something about...you know what, eh.  Off to go research something!!!  Something that at the moment I am unsure what.  To further interwebbing it up.